Preggers: The Life of Britney Spears
Tuesday April 4, 2006
The Funny Site of the Day -- Save yourself a trip to the supermarket aisle. Here's the latest on America's funniest home weirdos, from The Post Chronicle "Tittle-Tattle":
After two years of living off his wife, Britney Spears husband Kevin Federline Spears finally earned some of his own cash for a change. ... According to an article in Star magazine, who is reporting Britney 3-months pregnant with K-Fed's fourth child (her second) ... On March 25, Kevin Federline was hired to appear for three hours at Atlanta's Vision Nightclub. The would-be rapper earned an estimated $20,000 fee for sitting in the club's "VIP circle" area (where guests could buy 10-person tables for $1,500 apiece), giving shout-outs to the crowd, and lip-synching when the DJ played his new song, "PopoZao."Be still my beating heart.
Of course, the first thing that comes to mind is where do slackjaw yokels get that kind of money?
The second thing: It's another day, another episode in the less than frothy soap opera that is Britney Spears. Flash animator Dominic Tocci has produced a satirical recap on the former Mouseketeer turned pop idol turned white trash icon.
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Image © Dominic Tocci
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