Pimp My Nutcracker

The Funny Site of the Day --The old holiday classic, the "Nutcracker Ballet," first performed in the 1890s -- and probably in black-and-white -- could use some updating for us swangin' now a-go-go hepcats. Time to Queer Eye for the Wooden Toy Soldier Guy by accessorizing the Nutcracker's head, body, and legs with modern threads and gear utilizing this online holiday toy from Creature. Make some sugar plum bling for the boy and make Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky roll over in his grave. And isn't that what Christmas is all about?

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