Bad Xmas: The Most God Awful Christmas Displays Ever

THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- If I were the son of God -- and, I'm told, I'm not -- (however, I do have a call into Mark Garagos) -- I would smite thee crapsters who would insult my artistic taste with ugly -- and I'm talking uggggggggly -- shrines of garbage and fickleness. But that's just me, a mere mortal who does have a big time laughing at the horror. It's a shame, nevertheless, such tacky attention is directed at Jesus. In the world of comedy, this blight is akin to Red Buttons never getting a dinner.

Be sure to don dark glasses when you go look at the photo gallery, collected by Ira Hirsh of Red Tongue. Above all, Merry Christmas to you and I'm not responsible for your retina damage.

Ira heightens your head-shaking with his sardonic comments about the festivities. You can bet he's a proud man. These are his neighbors' displays. One of which, admittedly, is not so bad. After all, it won "Best Use of 4 x 8 Sheets of Plywood." I'm phoning the Musée du Louvre....
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