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From Mike Durrett, for About.com

Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese NOT A HOAX ! LOOK & SEE !

Friday November 19, 2004
THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- Unaltered, from an actual eBay auction offering: ''You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle..."

As I type this article, the current bid for Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese is $7,600. That's $7,600 for a stale sandwich with a bite out of it. I'll give you a brand new cheese sammich and wallet prints of my dental x-rays for 10 grand, wha'd'ya say?

It's righteous, dude. See the Virgin Mary's original eBay auction page and the inevitable spoofs with cheesy goodness.

By the way, seriously, I have a 30-year-old corndog with algae spores in the shapes of the "One Day at a Time" cast. My grandmother ate the head off Schneider and there's a ketchup stain on Valerie Bertinelli's smirk. I'd like a Caribbean cruise, $40,000, and a pony.

Epilogue: The final, winning bid: $28,000. Cheese us.

Note: eBay has removed the original auction page from view.

See: Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese Spoof Spinoff Auctions
Related: Real Life Humor | Funny Pictures | Religious Humor

Comments

April 9, 2008 at 11:25 pm
(1) Samantha says:

Search “Virgin Mary on Pudding Lid!!” on ebay (under “weird stuff”) to see a picture! It’s pretty cool.
I found the Virgin Mary on my pudding lid and I thought was absolutely ridiculous! At first I was in pure shock, then I just laughed and couldn’t believe it. I thought it was hilarious and all my friends took pictures. I got it in October and have decided I should sell it for some money on ebay.. I dunno if I’ll make anything but it sure is amazing looking!! I still can’t believe it haha

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