Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
Wednesday October 6, 2004
THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- Rodney lived for the jokes -- and his will always live on.
Rodney.com -- The official Rodney Dangerfield site.
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Related: CarlSpackler.com -- All things "Caddyshack," including Rodney.
Rodney.com -- The official Rodney Dangerfield site.
Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
More Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners
Related: CarlSpackler.com -- All things "Caddyshack," including Rodney.

Comments
I am 1st cousin with the Mandrell Sisters. My idol is Rodney Dangerfield. We share the same interest, that is No Respect, which I never had in my life, & believe me, I am ugly. I’m so ugly, I make Rodney look good.
I’m so ugly, last night, I was sleeping with my dog in bed, my dog tried to suffocate me.