2000 Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter

THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- Luckily, we got in that new shipment of fingers and toes because I count 3484 uses for the magic brown glop on Alabaster Design Services' gargantuan list of p'nutty goodness. ''Two words: eye shadow.''
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