Xmas Blast Billiards

THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- It's beginning to taint a lot like Christmas. ''Looks like Santa's rich diet of mince pies and Brussels sprouts is causing him a few problems!'' says (or is that, warns) Mousebreaker of its gassy holiday game. ''Can you direct his bottom burps to sink all the balls on the table before time runs out?'' That's right, kids, Mr. Claus has the farts and he's playing pool.

Good grief. The Santa legend gets stranger every year. I think I'm done sitting on his lap.

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