Paris Hilton Sex Tape Game
Sunday November 23, 2003
THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- We'll always have Paris!
Tsk, tsk, all things shall pass, Ms. Hilton. Today you are a ridiculed public spectacle -- and probably forever, I'm a-guessing -- so look for the silver -- golly, what was I thinking? -- look for the platinum lining in your high profile celebrity embarrassment. And I've discovered it for you, sweetie. As always, I am here to share.
When one finds herself in the midst of a sniggling sex scandal, nothing could possibly be as soothing to an oozing rich media bimbo's mortified pride as this swell tribute game by Flash artist Scott Canoni, who asks, ''Can you stop the Paris Hilton tape from reaching the public?!? Acting as the party hopping socialite Paris Hilton, try to break as many video cassette tapes as humanly possible. A crowd of people have gathered in the ... hotel parking lot hoping to catch a copy of the tape. You can only miss three tapes before the entire public sees the video. How many copies could there be?''
Play: Paris Hilton Sex Tape Game
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In case you are concerned about the content of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape Game, Mr. Canoni assures me, ''There is no video snippet or anything X-rated in any way. This is completely safe for kids or for playing at work.''
Tsk, tsk, all things shall pass, Ms. Hilton. Today you are a ridiculed public spectacle -- and probably forever, I'm a-guessing -- so look for the silver -- golly, what was I thinking? -- look for the platinum lining in your high profile celebrity embarrassment. And I've discovered it for you, sweetie. As always, I am here to share.
When one finds herself in the midst of a sniggling sex scandal, nothing could possibly be as soothing to an oozing rich media bimbo's mortified pride as this swell tribute game by Flash artist Scott Canoni, who asks, ''Can you stop the Paris Hilton tape from reaching the public?!? Acting as the party hopping socialite Paris Hilton, try to break as many video cassette tapes as humanly possible. A crowd of people have gathered in the ... hotel parking lot hoping to catch a copy of the tape. You can only miss three tapes before the entire public sees the video. How many copies could there be?''
Play: Paris Hilton Sex Tape Game
Need Flash? Find a free plug-in.
Related: Funny Internet Toys, Games, Time Killers | Humor Erotica | Michael Jackson Games
In case you are concerned about the content of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape Game, Mr. Canoni assures me, ''There is no video snippet or anything X-rated in any way. This is completely safe for kids or for playing at work.''
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