You Only Live Twice

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You Only Live Twice

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan! They open the casket to find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for 10 more years, and then dies.

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again moving the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out: "Watch that wall!"

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--Thanks to Tim Butzon.

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