More Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed Because You Were Driving So Fast

THE OBLIGATORY EMAIL JOKE, as seen in the About Humor newsletter.

More Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed Because You Were Driving So Fast:

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over ... (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Caution: Driver Legally Blonde.

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Honk If You've Never Seen an Uzi Fired From a Car Window.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.

Your Proctologist Called ... He Found Your Head.

--Thanks to Bill Storen. Forward The Obligatory Email Joke to a friend.

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